I had to walk a little bit today on my 3-mile run, but that's OK with me. I'm running along Rocky Point Road, which has absolutely no shade and no points of interest and it's asphalt and sometimes it's just plain boring.
At least my iPod was up and running. But for the first half-mile, the setting for 'shake to shuffle' was on, meaning you can just shake the thing and it puts on a new song. WELL, when you're running, that's about the dad-gummest most annoying thing in the whole world. Every three paces a new song. And then me, trying to keep the iPod as still as possible, while running. $%^&*^!
Finally I decided to fix the problem. Usually I just live with things as they are and suffer. But I went into the iPod menu, found the settings, found the place where it says 'shake to shuffle' OFF, and VOILA! I could listen to PJ Harvey's new album in peace.
Except it's not really for running, and as much as I love her, I had to let her go in favor of the playlist that I made when I hiked Machu Picchu.
ONE WOMAN'S QUEST TO MAKE HER BELLY SMALLER THAN HER BOOBS
Friday, July 29, 2011
Tuesday, July 26, 2011
7/26
I ran three miles today, and I hated every minute of it. My iPod wasn't charged, and so I took to counting light poles to pass the time.
In four languages. Because that's all I could think of. English, Spanish, German and French.
ein, one, un, uno
two, dos, svei, deux
trois, three tres, drei
etc.
Sometimes you can make a sentence. For example...Four. Four fier cuatro quatre (cat). "Cat fear for cuatro." Or Eight. Ocho eight ocht huit. "Oct Ocho ate wheat".
Or sometimes they are all almost the same: Like...six. Six, sex, seis, six.
BORING.
But, three miles! Just 10.1 more to go in 6 weeks.
In four languages. Because that's all I could think of. English, Spanish, German and French.
ein, one, un, uno
two, dos, svei, deux
trois, three tres, drei
etc.
Sometimes you can make a sentence. For example...Four. Four fier cuatro quatre (cat). "Cat fear for cuatro." Or Eight. Ocho eight ocht huit. "Oct Ocho ate wheat".
Or sometimes they are all almost the same: Like...six. Six, sex, seis, six.
BORING.
But, three miles! Just 10.1 more to go in 6 weeks.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
2.5 Miles. Just for Show
In a town where you need to go and get the mail to "see and be seen", going out to the Highway for a run is kind of a social event.
But not really. I was originally just going to run one mile, but saw not one car on the highway, so I kept running, hoping to see Justin Timberlake drive by, but it didn't happen.
In the end, I ran 2.5 miles. Alone. Somebody honked. Turns out it was the cook at work. I'll call that a limited success.
But not really. I was originally just going to run one mile, but saw not one car on the highway, so I kept running, hoping to see Justin Timberlake drive by, but it didn't happen.
In the end, I ran 2.5 miles. Alone. Somebody honked. Turns out it was the cook at work. I'll call that a limited success.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
It's Time for Another Hexum Half-Marathon
Unfortunately there aren't any half-marathons in these parts. So I'm just going to create one, naturally.
I clocked it in my car the other day and I found a great little course, basically from just past my house up to my job. Why so ambitious?
Because I ran one mile yesterday and I'm obviously insane. I haven't run since New Zealand. Literally. That was March 2010. So yah, this is going to be fun. I talked to my boss and she's on board...so I have less than two months to train and also completely organize this thing. Now, to scare up some runners and some volunteers and some prizes and the ambulance crew and some water stops. This'll be easy, right?
I clocked it in my car the other day and I found a great little course, basically from just past my house up to my job. Why so ambitious?
Because I ran one mile yesterday and I'm obviously insane. I haven't run since New Zealand. Literally. That was March 2010. So yah, this is going to be fun. I talked to my boss and she's on board...so I have less than two months to train and also completely organize this thing. Now, to scare up some runners and some volunteers and some prizes and the ambulance crew and some water stops. This'll be easy, right?
Monday, December 21, 2009
The Intern
On Friday, I ran/walked 3 miles in 35 minutes, and the Intern seemed impressed. Then we did another Ab Set. But I was toast after running and so I just stretched while he did hundreds and hundreds of crunches.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Working out with the Intern
I don't really like to work out alone. I don't want to walk ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE PARKING LOT to my Lifetime Fitness and so when my regular work-out buddy Felicia couldn't make it to the gym today I was a little depressed because I knew that meant I wouldn't go either. But I'm fat right now and I'm going to Mexico in about a month, so I casually asked the hot, young, 23 year old college-graduate intern that I have been sexually harrassing for the past 6 months if he had a membership to Lifetime, knowing full well that he did. "I'm going at 3pm," he said, and so of course I told him I was going with him. I also told him I'm a social exerciser and need somebody to at least walk over to Lifetime with me. I agreed to work out on the treadmills. We walked over and when I got out of the changing room, he was already running, with a quarter-of-a-mile on the display at a pace of 8 mph. I walked for about 5 minutes and then casually sped up my machine until we were stomping, right. left. right. left. at the same pace. Depressingly I realized that my machine was only at 5.6 mph to his 8. These darn short legs! We ran "together" for about a half mile on my machine and then he left to go 'lift'. Lift. Doesn't that sound amazing and gorgeous? I saw that he had run 1.38 miles on his machine. In his absence, I ended up run/walking because it's been a while since I have run, and so I was glad when he came back by for a drink of water, I was on my short little run section of the run/walk. "You really picked up the pace!", (6mph) he mentioned and then walked toward the water fountain. Thank you for noticing...and thank goodness he hadn't come by 10 seconds earlier, as I was on the 2.8mph walk that lasted about 8 minutes. When I finally reached 2 miles (30 minutes), he asked if I wanted to do an Ab Set. "YES PLEASE", I answered, not really knowing what that was, but it sounded romantic. And it was. Until we did side planks, me facing the wall and him facing my clenched, shaking butt. Wonder if he'll want to work out tomorrow?
Thursday, August 13, 2009
5k Pub Run
Tonight I went on the most fun 5k ever. It started at Costello's in St. Paul, and basically went from pub to pub to pub along a 5k route. I have never drank so much beer. But the running sort of made up for it.
FUN!
Matt and Laurissa and ol' Gentle Jim came with and there were a total of maybe 30 runners. The pubs didn't know what hit 'em. Everybody got a real kick out of it...30 runners stopping into the pub for 10 minutes and a couple pitchers to share.
I met an Army dude back from Iraq, a 50 year old who has run 23 marathons and was just in Cape Town, a 31 year old graphic designer who put the whole thing together (an old homeless-y type dude at the first pub told her she "had nice shoulders" which was the weirdest compliment I had ever heard), a girl named Anne who I accidentally kept calling Amy, Tom from my marathon class three years ago, an older guy who I made fun of because he kept stretching... It was great. One pub we actually bought two pitchers of margaritas.
We rounded it all out at Cosetta's Italian place right by McGovern's. And now I'm home, and I feel very thirsty.
I don't know why I hadn't ever discovered drinking and running before. My two favorite things. Just kidding. I hate running.
FUN!
Matt and Laurissa and ol' Gentle Jim came with and there were a total of maybe 30 runners. The pubs didn't know what hit 'em. Everybody got a real kick out of it...30 runners stopping into the pub for 10 minutes and a couple pitchers to share.
I met an Army dude back from Iraq, a 50 year old who has run 23 marathons and was just in Cape Town, a 31 year old graphic designer who put the whole thing together (an old homeless-y type dude at the first pub told her she "had nice shoulders" which was the weirdest compliment I had ever heard), a girl named Anne who I accidentally kept calling Amy, Tom from my marathon class three years ago, an older guy who I made fun of because he kept stretching... It was great. One pub we actually bought two pitchers of margaritas.
We rounded it all out at Cosetta's Italian place right by McGovern's. And now I'm home, and I feel very thirsty.
I don't know why I hadn't ever discovered drinking and running before. My two favorite things. Just kidding. I hate running.
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